Don Millers View On Our Beloved Pride & Prejudice

" here's a tip ive never used: I understand you can learn a great deal about girldom by reading pride & prejudice, I own a copy but I have never read it. I tried, it was given to me by a girl with a little note inside that read: What is in this book is the heart of a woman. I am sure the heart of a woman is pure and lovely, but the first chapter of said heart is hopelessly boring. Nobody dies at all. I keep the book on my shelf because girls come into my room, sit on my couch, and eye the books on the adjecent shelf. You have a copy of pride & prejudice! they exclaim in a gentle sigh and smile. Yes, i say. Yes, i do." - Blue Like Jazz